Childbirth is no joke! Anyone who has ever been through it can testify. No man can know that pain. But, men do hear the pain and see the sights.
While moms are screaming, men are getting dizzy and fainting. The men who are still standing after the baby is born have the memory of that awesome moment juxtaposed over the horror of it. And that’s just what the men have to go through.
Most of the women who go through childbirth are not joking. They are ready to break things and punch people until they get that baby out of there. That’s why it’s hilarious that some moms actually have a sense of humor while they are going through labor.
What these moms yelled will have you rolling. Just remember these ladies were in a lot of pain, enough pain to make most people go insane. And yet these moms endured it, lived through it, and yelled some of the funniest things that have ever been uttered.
“I don’t wanna do this, I’m going home.” – jinx614
The momma then tried to jump off the table and leave the hospital.
Now, What Now?
To an assistant certified in doula, “shut up with your hippie bull crap.” – Ifthatsyourrealname
The assistant was trying some new strategies that didn’t quite go down as good as the drugs would have.
“You have no idea what this is like.” – baconated
Apparently, a daughter said that her mother. Let me say that again, TO HER MOTHER!
A Hilarious Response
Nurse: “Have you seen the mucus plug?”
Woman in labor: “Yeah, that moron went out to have a cigarette!” – Mind_and_Berry